worldfighter:

The gray and white one looks just like the one I had. I miss my baby.

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chickenshit:

real birds tweet on twitter

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

jethrocane:

a pregnant woman goes into a coma

months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant

“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”

“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks

“denise”

“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”

“denephew”

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